Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to
- Me: Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached. Don't get too attached.
- Me: *gets attached*
- Me: well, fuck.
